If I Had A Tumblr...

...this post would be exceptionally appropriate, but I don't, so this little drop, barely longer than a couple of tweets, is what you get.

I saw a particularly pious acquaintance's status say "Praise the Lord my truck is fixed," and I was going to suggest, in a fairly jokey manner, that he praise his mechanic first. I started banging out the message, but stopped about midway through when realized that the impending conversation would end up being a huge waste of time for both of us.

I'm not sure if this is accurate or not, but I think that was wisdom!